February 2009
2 posts
So this guy asked me out on a date about 30 min...
[redacted]: not that superficial...but like seriously a couple hours before i talked to you i was telling a friend that i like it when girls are shorter than me lol. but it's not a big deal
me: uhm lol
[redacted]: it was just rather ironic lol
me: alright
[redacted]: but my friend pointed out to me how cliche it is when guys are with really short girls, and nw i think i agree
me: right
[redacted]: am i just digging myself in a hole right now?
I am a dirty liar
But I am coming back very soon. And will be updating very very regularly.
January 2009
75 posts
My Thursday Night
Entailed playing dress up and frollocking in the streets at two am, TPing someone’s house, playing tag, and finally falling asleep at around 6 AM. I loved every minute of it.
“Every day was an honor to be your President. I gave it my all. Listen, sometimes...”
– George W. Bush at a Welcome Home Rally in Midland, TX
And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up GWB. Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking he was some sort of evil monster. Time will vindicate this man.
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Oh hey Nixon,...
I am now taking bets on how long it takes before...
johncody:
(via busstopromance)
I wonder how many Americans will have to google this to know what it is
haha most Americans will be googling that one, unfortunatley. Part of the reason I enevitably want to enter politics is to inform Americans, but I’m losing my idealistic views of American politics as of late.
So
johncody:
elleisabitch:
johncody:
no that you all waited soo long
any difference
is the economy better?
world peace?
better health care?
mmm herro
umm yea
LIES you all lead
saying all these things would happen
but it didnt!
so what couldn’t you wait for today
everything is normal other than it just one old white guy out
and a new white guy in office
While I do respect the whole...
So
johncody:
no that you all waited soo long
any difference
is the economy better?
world peace?
better health care?
mmm herro
umm yea
LIES you all lead
saying all these things would happen
but it didnt!
so what couldn’t you wait for today
everything is normal other than it just one old white guy out
and a new white guy in office
While I do respect the whole message you are going with...
what is everyones twitter
johncody:
hannahisdead:
itsnotwhatitaint:
dubonics:
kari-shma:
leeshiebean:
betterthancupcakes:
melissamayhem:
johncody:
JohnCody
http://twitter.com/melissa_mayhem
Susiea
aliciabruce
Kari_shma
Dubonics - Dubonics
itsnotwhat
booitshannah
guess what mine is?
JohnCody
http://twitter.com/Ellethebitch
Saint Jerome by Coconut Records
Oh shoot
and I think he just sent me an e-mail over the damn site, but I can’t view it because it costs $19.99 $119. damn thing.
wtf you can’t just go month to month? Match.com you scam. with a pretty man.
Uh, crap
So yesterday a friend Yetta and I were checking out Match.com and decided to sign up (for free) to see the people in our respective areas, in case we recognized someone. So I did and uhhh, I have become extremely infatuated. It’s sad really, but it was the first profile I saw, he’s cute, he loves to travel, he speaks three languages, he lives in my city. Here are the problems: 1)...
Ok I'm finally back
minus two followers :(
Anyway, this past week has been unbelievably hectic and I have a ton of pictures I will be posting later tonight I think.
Probably my favorite song on Coconut...
This week
has eaten me alive. I will be back tomorrow at 3.
School
laskdfjkldfj. I would rather not go today, thanks very much.
Goodbye in n out burger
ace138:
elleisabitch:
I’m a vegetarian. I’ll miss ground beef that’s for sure, but as my friend so eloquently put, “I do not want to end a life because I enjoy the taste of it’s flesh.”
Ask for a grilled cheese at in n out. DELISH.
I swear the only reason in n out is the best in the world is what they do to their buns. They probably sprinkle holy water on them. I wouldn’t put it past them.
...
Goodbye in n out burger
I’m a vegetarian. I’ll miss ground beef that’s for sure, but as my friend so eloquently put, “I do not want to end a life because I enjoy the taste of it’s flesh.”
I need
johncody:
To go to a club so I can dance, get wasted and talk to people all night.
I know this must be hard, I can’t even begin to imagine how hard it is, and for that I am so sorry. I’m sure you hear nothing but “I’m sorry”. I don’t know you, I’ve read your blog few times but if you ever need a stranger to just yell at, vent to, etc I am here. Plus, I...
Pierce Brosnan, get off my screen.
sufjanssteven:
You ruined Mamma Mia
He was bad, but Mama Mia was crap regardless of his preformance.
Petty high school drama
some bitch stole my formal date ~
so where do you keep
lhh:
the medieval torture devices? The one where you lie on a table and you get stretched out? Yea, I don’t want to be 5’3” at all.
To be honest I wish I were shorter, I can never wear heels without feeling ginormous around my guy friends (who are all relatively shorter for guys, around the 5’7” range)
How tall are you guys?
lhh:
hannahkayye:
ellielovesyou:
hotg0ssip:
iammattjordan:
I’m 6’5.
5’3”
5’4”-5”
5’ 3” in converse
5’3” too
5’8”
deegocracy:
elleisabitch:
deegocracy:
I found this while packing… don’t know what to do with it, also take note of the colour on my bed! I still feel concerned about like I did before.
I want those boots! You dont happen to be a size 9 do you?
ha! I am! tall so have big feet, they are really amazing boots, and got them for less than 50 at famous footwear.
k I MAY kidnap those boots.
I wonder...
I wonder how hard it is to go from a mediocre state school to Harvard Law School. In this hypothetical, the person maintained a 4.0 throughout all four years of college and had near perfect LSAT scores.
I’m weighing the options of my future, just a year ago today I was CONVINCED I was going to an art school and becoming the next Sofia Coppola. Right about now I want to be the next Michael...
Doctor
On my way to the doctors office where they can give me something to make me feel a bit better.
Hey Ya'll
spareunderthemat:
what are some sites that host movies on something other than megavideo? only being able to watch a certain amount and then having to wait “54 minutes” until i can watch more is really crampin’ my style. help a girl out?
This happened to me today and I was pissed the fuck off. So I have been searching to see if some movies have been posted on youtube. Most of them have been,...
sufjanssteven:
Ladysmith Black Mambazo ft. Dolly...
I envy this girl for moving to France. I want to... →
Is it sad?
That I want to see Bride Wars?
Homework?
I have been ignoring the fact that I have to do all this by tomorrow:
1) Extract commentary for Macroeconomics
2) 11 Pages of Gov paragraphs
3) Finish my Documentary Script for Film
I'm ordering my ticket to beautiful Wisconsin!
(via sufjanssteven)
oxymoron. jk, Wisconsin is alright, I went to Milwaukee for a Polish festival once. (shh)
L'examen Francais?
deegocracy:
elleisabitch:
It seems my final in le class de francais has been pushed up A WEEK?! It is next Wednesday? I think I may have a slight mental breakdown. This is what happens when you don’t go to school for a week. Ma prof est un putain!
oh that’s just evil, maybe you can get an extension? because you were gone for a while, if they say no they really are a putain.
Yeah, I’ll...
Je ne pense pas que je puisse aller...
deegocracy:
elleisabitch:
deegocracy:
I’m still not dressed, I have work at noon, I really want to stop being sick… damn winter.
Rester à la maison! I’m sick too and have missed almost a whole week of school but it’s better than being miserable at school/work.
vrai! I think I can force myself to go to work today, I called in sick monday night, haha. It’s all good though, I think I’ll...
Je ne pense pas que je puisse aller...
deegocracy:
I’m still not dressed, I have work at noon, I really want to stop being sick… damn winter.
Rester à la maison! I’m sick too and have missed almost a whole week of school but it’s better than being miserable at school/work.
L'examen Francais?
It seems my final in le class de francais has been pushed up A WEEK?! It is next Wednesday? I think I may have a slight mental breakdown. This is what happens when you don’t go to school for a week. Ma prof est un putain!
