Bitch Blog

February 25

So this guy asked me out on a date about 30 min prior...Keep in mind we are the exact same height.

[redacted]: not that superficial...but like seriously a couple hours before i talked to you i was telling a friend that i like it when girls are shorter than me lol. but it's not a big deal
me: uhm lol
[redacted]: it was just rather ironic lol
me: alright
[redacted]: but my friend pointed out to me how cliche it is when guys are with really short girls, and nw i think i agree
me: right
[redacted]: am i just digging myself in a hole right now?

February 5

I am a dirty liar

But I am coming back very soon. And will be updating very very regularly.

January 23

A pretty belated smile friday shot. In my defense, it’s still Friday in California :)

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My Thursday Night

Entailed playing dress up and frollocking in the streets at two am, TPing someone’s house, playing tag, and finally falling asleep at around 6 AM. I loved every minute of it.

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Did a photoshoot with my friend last night at 2 AM for no particular reason.

January 20

“ Every day was an honor to be your President. I gave it my all. Listen, sometimes what I did wasn’t popular. But that’s OK, I always did what I thought was right.

George W. Bush at a Welcome Home Rally in Midland, TX

And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up GWB. Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking he was some sort of evil monster. Time will vindicate this man.

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Oh hey Nixon, didn’t know you were still around

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I am now taking bets on how long it takes before the 22nd amendment is repealed.

johncody:

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I wonder how many Americans will have to google this to know what it is

haha most Americans will be googling that one, unfortunatley. Part of the reason I enevitably want to enter politics is to inform Americans, but I’m losing my idealistic views of American politics as of late.